(transcribed from my secret monitoring the Russian cyber hack specialists...)
PUTIN: “So what can I do for you today, Donnie?”
DUMB DONNIE: “I really need something I can give to people that shows what a great negotiator I am.”
PUTIN: “OK. Donnie, I promise that I will never invade the Ukraine .”
DUMB DONNIE: “Thanks, Vlad. This is HUUUGE. Absolutely HUUUGE. I’m tweeting it out right now. They will love me.”
PUTIN: “Great. Let me know what else I can do to influence the election. (and then in Russian to his aide, “This is rich. The stupid little fool has no clue that we invaded the Ukraine two years ago.”)
Trump says Putin is 'not going to go into Ukraine,' despite Crimea
Washington (CNN) Donald Trump said Sunday that Russian President Vladimir Putin won't make a military move into Ukraine -- even though Putin already has done just that, seizing the country's Crimean Peninsula.
